How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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