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say what?
wanna hang out?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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