Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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