She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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