Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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