The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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