"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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