I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I faked an abortion last night.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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