we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
