the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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