turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
do nipples grow back?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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