You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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