her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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