if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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