No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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