Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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