Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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