There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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