im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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