No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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