HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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