Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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