I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i came on her dog
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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