I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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