Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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