You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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