You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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