Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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