Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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