He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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