you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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