i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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