none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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