Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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