Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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