yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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