I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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