hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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