Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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