Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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