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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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