fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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