You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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