I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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