i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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