dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
