I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Dick very happy bro
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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