It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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