spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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