just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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