Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
